You ever wake up, and ask yourself—what the hell happened to Star Wars? The franchise that once gave us the Jedi-mind-blowing saga of galactic rebellion and father issues had turned into a squeaky-clean parade of bad space soap operas with all the emotional depth of a TikTok teen influencer.

Foo Fighters have effectively cut ties with Josh Freese, the superstar drummer they enlisted to join the band following the death of Taylor Hawkins. Freese, who has played with everyone from Nine Inch Nails to Guns N’ Roses, announced that he was fired from the group on Instagram, stating that the band called him earlier …